That fateful night I heard the news about the Chris Brown/Rhianna beatdown, I remember thinking "damn Chris I don't think you know who you're fucking with. The streets is watchin." Sure enough, my gangster intuition proved true as reports have since come out quoting an outraged Jay Z calling the young singer "a walking dead man" and saying that he "messed with the wrong crew". Hey yo killer Chris, maybe you should use some of that double mint money to install a pair of eyes on the back of your head. That way you'll be able to spot Beanie Siegel pull up in the black SS with the tinted windows or Dame Dash throw the diamond up like he was on the O'Reilly factor before he whoops your ass. Hey man, I heard Suge Knight's free. Give him a call. Just remember you'll owe him a favor. That dude doesn't play. He'll dangle your tap dancing ass out a window so fast you won't have time to count how many radio stations have dropped you from their play lists. Believe that. As for the reports that Jigga gave Rhianna herpes and then passed them onto Chris prompting the choke out in the first place, I'm highly skeptical. Jay's a CEO, he's always one step ahead. While I'm 99.999% sure he tapped that skinny jamaican Peter Pan looking ass, I'm sure home boy stayed strapped.
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