A woman was arrested Tuesday after
calling 911 to complain about the Mcnugget stock at her local Mcdonald's. The woman, Latreasa Davis obviously of Florida, became irate after ordering a ten piece mcnugget, paying, and then being told that the restaurant was out of nuggets. Apparently picking a bad day to construct a nugget wedding cake, Latreasa demanded her money back but was denied either because the employee's hot dog like fingers could not initiate the open register command or because refunded money can't be put back on a link card. Doing what most would do in this situation, Latreasa called 911 a staggering three times while everyone in a 10 foot radius fought back tears of laughter. Police came and after hearing the women's plea that "Mcnuggets are an emergency", promptly arrested and charged her with misuse of an emergency number. Grimace, the fry kids, and Ronald Mcdonald himself were unavailable for comment at the time of arrest but multiple witnesses have confirmed seeing the hamburgler jump out of the bushes and fist bump Latreasa before fleeing the scene. He's got warrants. Please note that the above mugshot is from a previous arrest stemming from a similar incident at Big Lots.
Guastaferri family reunion, one of my cousins is taking her myspace picture on the bottom right.
Everybody's Irish on St. Patty's day!
